Seriously, Is Throw Up a Deal Breaker?

This was the question of the day, yesterday, April 26th, 2010. The question was posed during lunch. I mean, who doesn’t discuss throw up, laden with cheese, crackers and red wine during lunch? But what path was taken that led to this question?
To make a long story short, my friend Ryan went to the vineyards this past Saturday with a girl he had been hanging out with for about a month and some miscellaneous others. They are not important, but apparently, to the males out there, it is necessary to note that “about a month” is less than 30 days but more than 5 days. Anyway, the ride out East on the party bus caused my friend Ryan to feel a bit car sick, but he held it together and then it was, in his words, “Game On.” The crew was having so much fun that they cut their tri-fecta visit down to two. Ryan, the gentleman that he is, purchased a boatload of cheese and crackers for the ladies to eat, as they neglected to eat prior to their trip to the wineries. (I need to chime in: a bagel, prior to day drinking, was definitely in order). So, they day goes on, as does the “game” and as all good things must come to an end, so did the visit to the vineyards. Everyone gets back on the bus, a little more festive than when they boarded earlier in the day. Ryan is wasted, his lady friend buzzed, but her appetite has been sated by red wine, cheese and crackers. Remember I mentioned earlier that Ryan felt a bit car sick on the way to the vineyards? Well, he was feeling nothing but good vibes now. Closing her eyes and resting her head on his shoulder, Ryan believed that his date was feeling affectionate, but she was most likely trying to stop the spinning in her head. One moment, the two were canoodling, the next minute; Ryan was covered in red wine, cheese and crackers. Yes, this girl puked up her visit to the vineyards all over Ryan. What is a boy to do? Naturally, drop his shorts, peel off his shirt and dance down the length of the party bus in his boxers to some old school Michael Jackson.
After all was said and done, Ryan stayed over the girl’s place, but nothing happened and by nothing, I mean nothing. She was not very apologetic for her throwing up all over him, neither in words nor favors. As Ryan re-told this story to us Monday morning, the majority of us felt that this girl owed him something. I mean, vomit happens, but these two were in the early stages of a what could have been a blossoming relationship. The fact that she was not very embarrassed or offered to clean his clothes for him was indicative of the fact that she is most likely not a very giving person in the bedroom (or kitchen, or living room, etc.). The fact that our friends at work believed that this girl should have at least offered Ryan some sort of “pleasure” is indicative that none of the women I hang with are feminists, but we do understand that sometimes there are just certain things we must do for our men. If you are wondering what those things are, I will mention one: the B.J. As Sex and the City’s Samantha once said in reference to this task; “They don’t call it a job for nothing.” If I were the girl who puked on my guy, I would probably be wary of my gag reflex for the remainder of the evening, but still. YOU PUKED ON THE GUY YOU ARE DATING!!!! Not for nothing, I would bet that it would be rare to find a man who would turn down such an offer, and if he does, he is simply just not that into you.
This topic leads to another BLOG topic, so I will end this portion here, however, is throw up a deal breaker? In this case, yes. Ryan has yet to call this girl, last seen on Sunday morning. Now, this guy is my friend and while he is a guy, he does not send out that douche vibe. We have deduced that the vomit was not the issue; it was the lack of genuine apology and that fact that this showed she was just not THE girl. But as the be all, end all, throw up most likely is not a death sentence for a blossoming relationship.