Baby Singles Ad

Single, white, almost ten month old baby seeks single, any color baby close in age. Walking is not necessary but you must be a die hard Yanks fan (I was born on opening day!).

I love Puffs and Cheerios. My favorite song is “Rain on Me” by Marc Anthony (not a looker) and Mr. 305. I often have snot dripping out of my nose, so I prefer a non-judgmental friend who likes to dump pet’s water bowls and throw their food around the kitchen. I also enjoy emptying drawers and can be found double fisting obects of all shapes and sizes. Such objects include but are not limited to plastic toys, wipes, the occasional dirty sock or underwear Mama has yet to get into the laundry because I have wreaked some sort of habit elsewhere at home. Im starting to cruise but can stand for seconds unassited. I have about four teeth. I continually test my parents to see if they will leave me helpless and alone in my crib during the wee hours of the night. I prefer REAL cell phones and remotes, not the decoys Mama and Dada have bought for me. If you like these things too, let me know. I would love to pull your hair and pinch your face.