Does the Tip Count?

Does the Tip Count?
After a botched attempt at a visit to Long Island’s wine country, the girls and I still managed to drink (I observed) and discuss and one of our favorite topics; If it’s just the tip, then does it count as sex?
The demographics of the women debating the tip encompasses an age range of just under 3o through mid 60’s. Bottom line, most of us agreed that just the tip does not count. This decision was not reached until after we had to explain exactly what the tip was…
Let’s sweeten the deal…What if there is just one thrust? In….Out….to the tune of; “No, I can’t do this!!!”
The jury was split on this. According to some, I didn’t even technically lose my virginity since that is essentially how that session went down, only the soundtrack was Pink Floyd’s record released in 1994. FYI: OPENING NIGHT NERVES!!!
But is that cheating? Just the tip? Just one thrust? YES
What If your husband/boyfriend received a happy ending? The jury was all over the place on this one. I leave this for you to ponder.