WHY AM I DOING THIS?

So, the past few weeks have just been one bizarro run in after another with various players from former life. In an email I sent to my "Just the Ten of Us" crew (more on them later), "MOLLY" (I have changed her nae to protect her privacy), suggested that I create a blog. Why? Apparently my written delivery is funny!

I used to love writing back in the day, and I suppose I was good at it. I just don't have the level of interest in it that I used to. I mean, I don't even journal, however, my 5th grade diary is still in circulation and my sister enjoys taking it out during family events and reading the excerpt from when E.S. broke up with me. For the record, his reasoning was that I was fat. Pretty superficial if you ask me, considering he is not someone you will be seeing anytime soon on a giant billboard in Times Square, but I digress. Wait, one more thing. During the break up phone call, he cried. Anyway, so a few years back I got divorced and the multitude of issues that a name change brought about inspired me to write a short article entitled "What's In a Name?" but I did nothing with that. I also was going to write a book inspired by my ex called He Examined My Underwear (because he did), but that also went nowhere fast. So, with the nudge of one of my oldest and dearest friends, I bring you "Seriously"....... While my life might not be the most interesting or newsworthy, I do often find myself in odd situations or in the very least commenting on what others want to say but look to me to say for them, thus making me appear to be mean and sarcastic. Really, I am just honest!